April 2012
Let's start over again: What if Hufflepuff is... →
imaslytherinbitch:
effyeahchampomix:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do…
Increasingly Likely
dearoldlove:
I may have no reason to feel jealous at all. But I do, and it’s pathetic, and I’m lonely, and I love you, and it’s looking increasingly likely that you will never know.
Sunlaugh
dearoldlove:
Your laugh sounded just like sunshine, I swear.
Outta My Dreams
dearoldlove:
It is not fair for you to start inhabiting my dreams. You left me, remember? Please kindly remove yourself from my dream-life as well.
How I Been
dearoldlove:
When you see me next, don’t ask me how I’ve been unless you really want to know.
Disney Lessons I Never Forget
kimberlyshek:
Alice In Wonderland-
just keep trying
Cinderella-
don’t give up hope
Lilo & Stitch-
love your family no matter how insane they get
Mulan-
be yourself
Pocahontas-
don’t judge
Winnie The Pooh-
you. are. amazing.
Lion King-
no worries
move on
Finding Nemo-
keep going
friendship is forever
letting go is hard
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!