Let's start over again: What if Hufflepuff is... →
imaslytherinbitch: effyeahchampomix: I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do…
dearoldlove: I may have no reason to feel jealous at all. But I do, and it’s pathetic, and I’m lonely, and I love you, and it’s looking increasingly likely that you will never know.
dearoldlove: Your laugh sounded just like sunshine, I swear.
Outta My Dreams
dearoldlove: It is not fair for you to start inhabiting my dreams. You left me, remember? Please kindly remove yourself from my dream-life as well.
How I Been
dearoldlove: When you see me next, don’t ask me how I’ve been unless you really want to know.
Disney Lessons I Never Forget
kimberlyshek: Alice In Wonderland- just keep trying Cinderella- don’t give up hope Lilo & Stitch- love your family no matter how insane they get Mulan- be yourself Pocahontas- don’t judge Winnie The Pooh- you. are. amazing. Lion King- no worries move on Finding Nemo- keep going friendship is forever letting go is hard
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!